WELCOME TO THE STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS 2026.

Congratulations! You have successfully accessed the newest version of the Philippines.

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Thank you for returning. We are thrilled to present another “new” update, featuring the same promises, same announcements, and the same problems conveniently hidden behind a refreshed homepage! Enjoy our latest improvements—because apparently, redesigning the page is easier than fixing what is broken.

INSTALLING NATIONAL PROGRESS…

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Estimated completion: ̳̭̖̦̀͑̾U̱̬̙̠̗ͩ̃͑̏n͎̦̜̻͈͊͒̀ͣ̇̋ͨk͈̲̂̋̍̌n͎̦̜̻͈̥͍̦̩̱͊͒̀o̘͇̩̞͍̭̜͔ͯ̋ͭ͂ͯ̉w̯͗ͤ̑͂ͥn͎̦̜̻͈͊͒̀

We understand that previous versions may have encountered a few minor issues. Some users may have experienced unbearable prices, neglected communities, and broken systems. We sincerely apologize for these temporary inconveniences, which have only lasted for years. And years. And years…

For the best experiences, please continue refreshing. Continue waiting. Continue pretending that the next announcement will finally be different. After all, patience is a required feature of every Filipino citizen, right? We are noble, kind, and gracious. Please ignore the fact that the same errors keep appearing, problems keep returning, and people being asked to believe in a society that refuses to work.

UPDATE COMPLETE!

Opening: Reality.exe

Warning: This page contains content not shown in the official preview.

Where is the accountability? The Filipino people are still waiting, continuing to hold on to the promises that have been displayed year after year but rarely experienced beyond the address.

Until now, the difficulties are still loading—the struggles of families, workers, and communities that cannot be simply refreshed away or overlooked. They refuse expired commitments—once presented as the future, now abandoned while the people remain trapped waiting for an update that should’ve arrived long ago.

ERROR 404: The future promised cannot be found.

SESSION STATUS: Expired.

REASON: Trust depleted.

ACTION REQUIRED: Deliver what was promised.

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